Bumped

1. Getting the raw end of the deal. Usually short changed by some cheap barmaid. The word is an utterance of injustice, like some kind of 1980's victim shit.

2. Convincing a girl that anal sex is a pretty good idea. Usually with the aid of some sort of drug/alchol. These slick bastards tell the girl 'its going to be alright' and 'i'll be gentle' and 'it's just another expierence, you like expierences right?'

3. Pimp talk for making your woman work all day and night and giving her nothing in return, except maybe a spanked ass and a cheese burger.

Missy: He's such a cheap bastard, i work 9-to-5 and come home to shit... i'm so getting bumped.'

Dave: 'Sheila is drunk as hell... she's gonna get bumped tonight.'

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BUMPED

Something that is stolen.

Look at what I bumped from tescos!

I like your hat! BUMPED!

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bump

a line of cocaine done at the end of a high to get you back up again

"chop me a line i need a bump"

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bumping

to hear something with thoughtful attention

i am bumping pink floyd mothafucker

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Bump

Synonym for cool

"Dude, that is so bump!"
"That dress is bump!"

NOT: "tomorrow will be 18, cloudy and bump"

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Bump It

A selfish conceded girl who only thinks about herself and is so concerned about how she looks she tends to block out reality. A girl who wheres a very flashy outfit, dress, or mini skirt to a casual party or scene when unnecessary.

It derives from the infomercial that sells "Bump Its"

Example: Usually the girl at the party that is yelling absurd very dumbed down threats to someone (Guy or Girl) who called her out for being a bitch.

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bump

A term used to desribe a woman with a nice butt.

Man, she has a big ole bump on her.

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