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The act of shoving an avocado up your partner's asshole and then proceeding to use a toilet plunger to remove it, while eating rocky road ice cream off of their ear.
Me and Shelia just did the Peruvian Plumber, and it was glorious.
A guy that gives BJ's to random strangers in public parks. Considered derogatory.
"hey man I heard you went to The Fens last night after the bars closed looking for a Portsmouth Plumber. lololololollolololololool"
"Wut? Fuck you. That ain't cool. I was at my grandma's house last night."
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The final desperate ploy in a long string of desperate ploys. An ineffectual effort preceding a colossal, epic fail.
Napoleon's Joe The Plumber could not surmount the rising tide of social and political forces that laid the groundwork for his exodus from power.
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Getting a tan on your ass crack.
Because he was working outside all day and bending over he had a plumbers tan.
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1: a fictional person representing the whole of the people; mostly the lower to middle class.
2: a political strategy where one side asks the other what he would do for the above mentioned.
1) man1: did you hear what's happening to Joe the Plumber?
man2: yea, they're increasing his taxes.
2) man1: so if you became president, what would you do for Joe the Plumber?
man2: well, i would give him a big taxbreak.
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A drummer or 'percussionist' who is not very good.
The first stage on the way to becoming a percussionist.
He's such a plumber, he can't even hardly keep a straight beat.
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a. someone who gives head a lot, or is good at giving head.
b. an insult similar to "cock-sucker".
a. oh hell yeah, man, a real cum-plumber, that one!
b. watch where you're goin', cum-plumber!
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