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One who shakes himself apart at the wrists. Mostly German. Tends to spit when he talks, so much so that he coats anyone or anything he speaks to. Leaves food particles from flossing all over the mirror. Has loose bowels; leaves a coating of shit all over the toilet seat. One who has no respect for others
Stranger: Who left shit all over the toilet seat?
Stranger: Oh, that’s Calvin
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Fat, arrogant, and a lazy piece of shit. The dude has no class, extremely large, will you eat you out of your house or home. Disrespectful, fat, stupid, broke, sleeps on a futon with a queen size mattress in the basement of his home that reals of mold and mildew. Liar, cheat, and dude just end it all!
Yo Calvin, dang never mind fat, arrogant ass douche!
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The gayest person in the world
Omg!! Your such a Calvin
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A person that is welsh, and shits in a pot for a living and gets bullied at school so he has to get home schooled.
also he loves cock up his anus and likes to do a spitroast with boys.
He also plays on xbox for a living and is a fat slooooth.
he is fat and has rips in his jeans because his legs are too obese. and as he lives on benefits they couldnt get any more and they were sold out at the charity shop.
he usually tries to bully people to try and make himself feel better but it just backfires at him and gets a bomb to the face.
also you can add him on xbox Ninja Eu and you can terrorize him, he has more rollbacks than asda and has goofier teeth than the twin towers,
his head is the same shape as a mushroom and has numerous chins with stretch marks, even his eyebrows have rolls. He has hair down to his ballsack as he cant cutt and cant go into a barber as he sticks of shit and he doesnt have a bath.
A welsh person is called calvin
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A guy with the greatest plans.His plans are ramming his helicopter into things.
Person 1:Hey Charles Calvins plans are the worst.
Person 2:Your a f**king idiot.
Person 1:I`m right tho
Person 2:I will f**king throw you off a cliff
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The most kickass comic series ever written! Bill Watterson is my home dog!
Calvin:Mom's not feeling well, so I'm going to make her a get well card.
Hobbes:That's thoughtful of you
Calvin:See, on the front it says 'Get well soon, and on the inside it says because my bed isn't made, my clothes need to be put away, and I'm hungry. Love Calvin.' Want to sign it?
Hobbes:Sure, I'm hungry too.
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