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Morbid obisity of the wrists, resembling that of a calf-ankle.
"I bought you a braclet, but forgot to take in to account your wrist cankles."
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A boyfriend, usually a possessive jealous jerk, who stops all men from glancing at his overweight girlfriend (especially her fat exposed ankle) because he thinks she's actually gorgeous.
N: "Dang, what's up with our roommate?"
A: "He's lost his marbles, he's become a cankle protector."
N: "Yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman's cankle, as if anybody would care."
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A boyfriend, usually a possessive jealous jerk, who stops all men from glancing at his overweight girlfriend (especially her fat exposed ankle) because he thinks she's actually gorgeous.
N: "Dang, what's up with our roommate?"
A: "He's lost his marbles, he's become a cankle protector."
N: "Yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman's cankle, as if anybody would care."
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Damn sis you got some cankle(s)for days; that's why your feet don't fit in those heels
When a person likes another person so much that they can look past their cankles or even find beauty in them. Common in love-struck teens.
He's got it bad for her, man. The way he looks at her, he's got cankle blindness.
When your ankles swell up so much that it looks like baked bread spilling out of your shoe. They may look a little ashy/crusty as well.
She's got some serious cankle sores happening right now. She needs to lay off the salt.
A set of objects that, when purchased for a woman, can be used to win back her heart. Not to be confused with cankles or gunt.
Alternatively, an example of how to introduce somewhat vulgar dialogue in front of a national audience without incurring the wrath of the FCC. See also skeet skeet.
THe Drew Carey Show, 'Bus-Ted', 1999:
Nigel Wick: "I may be from England, but certain things are universal. If you want to win a woman back, first take her out for a nice skirling. Then, buy her a set of cankles and gunt. Then finish off the evening with a nice, sweet bobbin."
Drew Carey: "You're making those words up, aren't you sir?"
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