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While fucking, just before unloading the nutsack, scooch up near her face, and give her an eye-stinging, nose picking facial, and top it off by hovering over her head and dangle your meat stick on her face like a car wash curtain.
I heard that my girl was trying to blow my buddy, and she fucks like a jonesing crack head freak, so I wanted to hit it one more time.. I filled her out like a job application, and topped it off with a California Car Wash. Later Bish!
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Sexual act involving multiple black men ejaculating on one female's face or body, most often followed by the men rubbing their sperm on the girl's face with their penises.
"Hey Winston, wanna come over tonight? That ho bag Jenna will be over tonight, and she wants the Compton Car Wash!"
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Named in honour of a town in China where water sports have achieved a well deserved notoriety, the Changzhou Car Wash refers to the act of drinking large quantities of beer, leaving the bar and finding a suitible vehicle to pee on, and then engageing in sexual intercourse on said vehicle, missionary position.
I got right hammed up last night, drank a shit load of beer, then convinced my girlfriend to go outside for a Changzhou Car Wash.
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When shes gives you head with a tidepod in her mouth
I told her i needed to shower first and she said don't worry I'll be your millennial Car Wash.
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The coder car wash is the act of hanging upside down from the rafters, butt-naked and jizzing on someone.
Dude, last night I gave gram gram the coder car wash! She was so sudsy! OMG 365!!!1
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To fill the windshield wiper fluid reservoir of a friend, nemesis, or ex-girlfriend with male genetic material. Works best with a comically large dose of seminal fluid.
Man, I gave my ex a Chattanooga car wash and she was pissed. I saved up for two months but it was worth it.
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(verb) a sexual move in which a man dribbles hot steaming sperm onto a womans chest. She then takes his face and press' it against her chest into the sperm.
Yo bitch, want a Tiwana Car Wash?
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