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Meeting a Catherine will feel like a dream. You will walk away wondering if you had just met a fairy or a deity. You will tell your friends and they will not believe because what you describe will sound otherworldly. Interactions with others will pale in comparison for days after , maybe weeks. One will at first feel nervous in the presence of a Catherine, her piercing blue eyes, her incredible posture, her smile that questions your place at the table across from her, but that nervousness will quickly be replaced by a new exhilarating excitement to be lucky enough to have existed in the same time as such an ethereal creature. God she is so cool and looks so cool that you just want to hang out with her at least one more time to prove to yourself that it was not a dream. You will try to get a Catherine’s attention but she is slippery, and prefers not to acknowledge her phone . You may not hear from Catherine for weeks but just when you think the conversation has ended, she will text you something sweet and remind you to grab a drink with her next time you are in the stinky bathtub.
how was meeting Catherine?
Otherworldly.
A type of girl who is shy in public, but has many friends and admirer. When with friends, she becomes outgoing, fun, and a partygirl. Usually soft-hearted person and very kind, even to people she doesn’t know or like. She is very pretty and is described as perfect by most people, even though she denies it. An overall perfect friend or girlfriend.
Guy 1: Hey bro, did you see that girl I was talking to? She was so nice, I think she’s perfect.
Guy 2: Yeah man, she must be a Catherine.
A majestic helicopter stuck in hover mode.
She’s doing a Catherine
A weird one -- but in a totally normal way! If you think frequently talking about cannibalism is normal. Talks a lot, often too much. "If I don't say things, I die!" It's all interesting stuff tho. Can have a conversation with herself but prefers to speak to people. Is always hungry despite having just eaten a full meal. Would love if you complimented her sleek triceps even if they're not very poppin' that day. Stills listens to Despacito. Smells like an angel except a few hours after consuming onion rings. Lights up when you want to drink tea with her (she loves tea and even more so when sipping it with someone). Has lots of pictures of dogs on her phone that are not her own. Believes frogs are the enemy (they are). Wishes spiders wouldn't run away from her; she just wants to play. Loves giving compliments and making her friends feel nice. Dreams of marble countertops. Her grandma thinks she's delightful!!!
You've nearly finished that bag of Funyuns, Catherine. Hope you're not sharing a bed with anyone tonight!
Catherine is a woman unlike any other. She is beautiful inside and out, and she lights up any room with her gorgeous presence. When she sings with her angelic voice you will really know how it's like to be in heaven. And when she smiles at you, she will melt your heart with her beautiful brown eyes. But she's also one of the strongest people you will meet, her being so courageous, facing anything that she is confronted with. She is a woman full of passion, giving her all in everything that she does. Short and simply, she is amazing to the full extent of the word.
I love you, Catherine
Typically the person who will ghost you
CEO of ignoring your messages while being on her phone.
Always the first to leave the party
Holy shit you just pulled a Catherine!
A person who is smart, nice and sometimes funny. Even with her smart mind she tends to have trouble tying her shoes, zipping things up and not complaining. She is very interested in various sports and activities. She tries to help with empathy and sympathy and always has your back. If you run into a Catherine don’t let her keep running. She is an amazing friend that always tries to find the best in people no matter what their flaws are, but don’t be fooled. If she is aggravated or in a mood her dark side come out. You better be careful what you say or you could be taken to the dark side.
“Oooooooooooooooh! IS THAT A CATHERINE!?”
“Guy's I see a wild Catherine!”
“ She is so awesome”
“Yeah it’s a Catherine!”