Random
Source Code
Random
A millionaire president with a cheap ass tan
*hits blunt* is that an orange Cheeto
Nah dude it's our 45th president
31👍 3👎
Someone who's always stuffing Cheetos in there mouth and the orange powder sticks to there teeth and lips
Kaylee : Is that Chad's wife wow she's really Packin On The Pounds!
Kiersten : Yeah she's a regular blimp lucky for Chad he get's to Fuck A tone little body like mine!
Kaylee : I feel really bad for her since her husband's not attracted to her anymore and she's A fat cow!
Kiersten : Chad likes girls who can wrap there legs around his waste and fuck him while he's standing up!
Kaylee : Well I just hope you don't start Packin On The Pounds he may get rid of you as well!
Kiersten : I will ignore the words that just came from your mouth cause I will never get fat!
Kaylee : Never say never Cheeto Breathe!
38👍 6👎
A red-headed, unattractrive male. Can't get a girl unless she is extremely intoxicated.
Wendy: I hooked up with a cheeto head last night!
Jenny: Oh no!
87👍 15👎
A fart that burns really bad; usually from eating hot cheetos.
Friend:Dude my fart hurt so bad!!
Me:Did you eat hot cheetos?
Friend:yea
Me:thats a cheeto fart
A snack that requires dumping A bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos and squeezing a whole lime or two into a bowl.
Dat Cheeto Soup really messed up my stomach madoo.
Dot's or any other low brand cheese snacks
These dot's are not poverty Cheetos
A nickname for Donald Trump.
Because his spray tan makes him look like a Cheeto.
November 9, 2016
Ghost of dead relative: Hey guys, what did I miss?
Me: CHEETO FACE JUST BECAME PRESIDENT
G: Ok, back to grave!
15👍 1👎