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A retro sexual position that has been reintroduced through the amateur porn circuit in Arizona. Desert Paradise, Arizona to be exact. This position involves the male talent to slightly sit on the edge of a desk, while his female partner straddles him and places her left foot on the desk. Chinese Chopsticks is the perfect position for women who are 9 months pregnant. Unfortunately, if the male talent had too much to drink the night before, this position may cause flaccidity and therefore, vaginal penetration may not be achieved.
Porn Director: "Okay. New position. Chinese Chopsticks."
Male Talent: "Chinese what???"
The idea that people who say they’re busy are in fact complicit to an extremely inefficient way of doing things.
Is Earl really busy doing work or is he just eating soup with chopsticks?
In this act, you need 3 men in particular naked and extremely horny .This act consist of getting two metal chopsticks and shoving them down a man’s penis hole and then pulling them apart, splitting the man’s penis across the middle and then the other guy cums in the hole and then bleeds in it and then the third guy shoves the chopsticks as far down as he can.
Dude last night me and my friends where bored so we played taiwanese chopsticks
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When one divides the walls of his or her anus and proceeds to fit as many rolls of sushi in his or her rectum as possible
I just went to the store, would you like to get chopsticked with me?
When people want to say a bad word like F**K they can say Fudge Cake and Chopsticks
Ow my toe Fudge Cake and Chopsticks
Two sticks you challenge yourself to eat food with — but you knew what they are anyway...
"Josh: Yo, how can you eat with those chopsticks?"
"Jake: Arigato gozaimasu!"
"Josh: Oh, fuck off, weeb."