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Clenched potato

A woman who won't give up the wookie hole. Like a baked potato cut down the middle and then squeezed back so you can't add the butter, sour cream, and accoutrements because it's closed for business.

That bitch was a regular clenched potato after watching the Bill Burr Netflix special.

by Peepingkat April 27, 2024


Serbian Ballsack Clench

To Clench Ones Scrotum/ Testicles To the point they Ejaculate.

Hey Karen!

Yes?

I'm gonna Serbian Ballsack Clench!

I didn't need to know that Jerome.

by misinformationspreader3000 June 28, 2024


Serbian Ballsack Clench

To Clench Ones Scrotum Until They Hurt As an Excersise

Recently I've been Serbian Ballsack Clenching.

by misinformationspreader3000 June 28, 2024


death clench

The act of squeezing you ass cheeks so tight in order to keep the turd from shooting out.

John: Yo it smells in here, do you have to poop?
Tony: Dude my bad my death clench can only hold so long, I need a toilet.

by verny1234567890 January 3, 2012


Clench

The collective noun for a group of assholes is a Clench. A murder of crows, a shoal of fish, a clench of assholes.

Sarah stared at the whole clench of them and wondered how many assholes one could fit into one boardroom.

by oneanddone2314 March 14, 2022


CLENCHED PEPPER

When a female pillion passenger is riding a sports bike with a tiny rear seat she is said to be holding on with her lady parts, or with a Clenched Pepper.

Did you see the Clenched Pepper on the back of that Ducati?

by Clenched Pepper lover May 16, 2021


Iron Cock Clench

An exceedingly firm clench, hold, or grasp around the shaft of the victim's penis, that is so forceful that it is deemed 'iron'. It is painful, and commonly used for, a bargaining piece, a way of releasing anger, an action of aggression, or to see the look on their face.

"I got George in such a good Iron Cock Clench that he almost pooped himself."

by urbandefiner2000 May 7, 2015