cocker spaniel

The act in which a pantsless male crawls around on all fours with his junk tucked between his legs and protruding out the other side in imitation of a non-neutered dog. Usually used for comedic purposes.

I really wish I hadn't ever seen you doing the cocker spaniel.

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cocker spaniel

a dog whos name is pronounced "cock-er-span-nyal"

not "COCK - ER SPAN - E - AL"

COCK - ER SPAN - E - AL = cocker spaneel

dammit sarah. grow a brain. moron

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Cold Cocker

The Act of Making your hand into a fist and punching either your partners anus or vagina.

Sara - Hey can you cold cock me?
Zack - I'm not gonna punch you the face!
sara - No Punch me in my twat ya know give me the old cold cocker.

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MOFO Cocker

Basically it's just another insult, it's: MOFO + Cocker......see, simple.

Goddamn you, you MOFO Cocker

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cocker-ninny

1. an insulting remark, referring to the way a person is texting another person, and is NOT making any sense.
2. A girl in a belly dancer costume that look REALLLYYYY HOTTTTTTT

1. Brandon is acting like such a cocker-ninny today!
2. A girl in a belly dancer costume

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Lightning Cocker

The worst paintball marker in the world, also used by the gayest kid in the world, FagArson.

Damn, FagArson's gun is so fucking shitty.

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cocker spaniel

penis, dick,

wow thats one hell of a cocker spaniel!

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