Popping the Cork

Occurs when taking a shit. The first turd is extremely hard and difficult to push out, followed by a violent eruption of liquid shit.

Those chicken wings had me up at 3am popping the cork.

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popping a cork

When defecating, a solid stool excreted followed by loose stools or diarrhea.

I'll be out in a minute! I'm popping a cork right now!

Getting corked

When an unopened bottle of champagne is being utilized as a female pleasure object and the cork pops, then propelled into the women’s vaginal cavity.

Jess: Girl I am totally getting corked tonight.

Emily: Um, are you sure I can handle it?

corked out

Mentally handicapped, Down Syndrome

During the filming of Life Goes On, actor Chris Burke reportedly showed up on set all corked out on a daily basis.

Rum Cork

1. an alcoholic

2. Someone who likes to drink rum, or alcohol.

he is a real rum cork boy!

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mud cork

Alternate form of mudcork.

Once I popped my mud cork, I couldn't leave the toilet for an hour.

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Cooch Cork

Penis.

Get your cooch cork out of my face, asshole.

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