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A crappy prank.
Usually used when someone makes a crappy phone call.
-Who was that on the phone?
--Oh just another crank call
-Oh not that good?
to hit someone so hard as to cause serious injury
-dude, I fucking cranked him!
The act of crying whilst masturbating. Often performed by self loathing emos whilst slashing their wrists.
Jack found life to be so dire, he couldn't help but have a crank.
1. Penis.
2. To have a wank in the style of someone attempting to start a vintage car.
3. A bathroom multitasking exercise. A shit and a wank performed simultaneously by someone with an extremely busy schedule.
4. To cry and wank at the same time.
1. After she kicked David in the balls his crank didn't work for 6 days.
2. I was so busy I had to perform a crank.
3. I was so busy a crank was the only option.
4. Dude 1: "Yeah, Adam was so in love with her he has a crank."
Dude 2: "NO FUCKING WAY! That's bad bro."
Someone who is characterless, someone who is a drag,
"Come on have another drink, stop being such a crank!"
That ho gives out cranks like it's christmas and she santa clause.
Verb. Slang that implies the action of turning in a certain direction, usually used amongst friends by the person with the best idea of where the group or individual is headed.
1. "Oi Dazza! Crank a left at the next intersection, and we'll be there in like five minutes!"
2. "I told Shelly to crank a right, but she reckoned I was wrong. Now we're stuck in the middle of traffic!"