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"You know what I heard? I heard that if I pumped your paternal cool whip into a toilet with my maternal stank stream then stirred it around with your BETTY CROCKER FUCK MUSCLE I can close the lid then three days later a fuckin baby would crawl out. Then my life would finally be complete."
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A way of expressing that you can smoke marijuana at a superior level than the average population.
Jim: Do you smoke weed?
Tom: Yeah man; I bake like Betty Crocker.
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As adjective
Jim: What are you up to?
Tom: Nothing, watching movies; I'm already baked like Betty Crocker
when you ejaculate on a girls stomach while she's sleeping, then put a sheet on her so when she stands up the sheet sticks therefore making her look like she has an apron.
Man, I'm gonna betty crocker dat hoe so when she wakes up she'll be ready to make me a grilled cheese sandwich!
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A sexual act that starts with the man taking a shit on the women's breats, then he smashes the boobs together followed by the routine of tittie fucking. After he finishes he then eats the left-overs
Holy shit that was the best tasting Betty Crocker Brownie Delight i ever tasted!
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A woman who bakes really well but will do ANYTHING and EVERYTHING you want. She’s a great baker but a better fuck, don’t mess with Bendy Crocker. She likes it hot and steamy, by the oven.
Did you try those cookies Bendy Crocker made? I fucked her while she baked them.
Something really fucked up you don't wanna no or you will end up committing suicide ten times over I mean fuck it's really fucking terriable. 🤢🤢🤢🤢😩😫😤😶
Betty crockers moist chocolate cake will become Betty crockers moist chocolate cake
A muffin top, front butt if you will. It prevents you from getting laid.
“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.