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Croissant Sur La Tête

French for ' Croissant on head '

actually means somebody doing a cow's horn behind ur head

Person 1: Croissant Sur La Tête again!

by UrLocalSeagull May 22, 2023


jammy croissant

When a woman is on a heavy flow period and a bloke bangs her and when he withdraws his cock is covered in menstrual blood.

'I shagged this bird who was on last night, ended up with a jammy croissant'

by Aj2905 September 1, 2014


Croissant Beour

A beour that works in a bakery tells you where to go everytime you’re looking for something. She usually doesn’t know where to tell you to go but when you get what you’re looking for you come back and show her. She’s always delighted to see whatever you

Come on sure we’ll ask the croissant beour where we can get trapes at this hour.

We may show the croissant beour the joints were after getting even though she didn’t know we were looking for them

by Jamezy October 5, 2023


Alien Croissant

To anally probe someone with a croissant.

Noah: Hey Peirce, how are you today?
Pierce: Not good. I got abducted then got an Alien Croissant
Noah: Aww darn, that sucks

by RealEinstien January 31, 2024


Croissant

Croissants are evil, if you eat a croissant you are an evil person.

Oh no its the Croissant tribe!

by Baguette4lyfe August 10, 2019


Croissant

A joint that is made up of residue marijuana or roaches.

Guy 01: Bro, I need your roaches
Guy 02: Why?
Guy 03: I’m making a croissant and am too cheap to use new weed.

by BlitzedChicken August 16, 2020


Croissant

I could have dropped my croissant

This is how you use this sentence say I could have dropped my croissant

by WHAT THE FUCK IS UP MY GUY 🤣 April 10, 2021