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When a woman is on a heavy flow period and a bloke bangs her and when he withdraws his cock is covered in menstrual blood.
'I shagged this bird who was on last night, ended up with a jammy croissant'
A beour that works in a bakery tells you where to go everytime you’re looking for something. She usually doesn’t know where to tell you to go but when you get what you’re looking for you come back and show her. She’s always delighted to see whatever you
Come on sure we’ll ask the croissant beour where we can get trapes at this hour.
We may show the croissant beour the joints were after getting even though she didn’t know we were looking for them
French for ' Croissant on head '
actually means somebody doing a cow's horn behind ur head
Person 1: Croissant Sur La Tête again!
To anally probe someone with a croissant.
Noah: Hey Peirce, how are you today?
Pierce: Not good. I got abducted then got an Alien Croissant
Noah: Aww darn, that sucks
A nigga dick being twisted and contorted to the point where it looks like a croissant
Can also be used as an exclamation
Did you see Johnny? He’s in the hospital for nigga dick croissant
Word that people who dont speak French absolutely can't say.they really suck at even trying.
My friends try to say Croissant but they absolutely suck at it.
When you are performing a skill, typically cheerleading skill but you are too soft and don't fully commit to skill.
When you're not fully committing to an athletic move and too puffy and soft with it.
*Skill fails due to lack of commitment:
Wow!! That was croissant, be sharper.
Don't be croissant, commit to the skill.