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Zombie Crutch

Hard rockin hip- hoppin monster funk.

the high preist of the zombies wakes the dead through mesmirizing music. giving the zombie crutch to walk with.

by j lutz October 11, 2010


slut crutch

Term for a person that is being used sexuality to avoid emotional pain.

"You and Charlie seem pretty close, how's it going ?"
"Oh we're not serious she's just my slut crutch "

by BakedJavlin November 25, 2021


DUTCH CRUTCH

When your fart pops up the wrong way, forward farts so to speak

Taking it in turns to dutch oven each other......

"Oh yeah, we dutch crutch each other all the time"

"oh, that smells like Dutch crutch"

by Tmunchkin December 6, 2019


Crutching

“To hit someone either with a singular or multiple crutch

If someone is being a bitch ass, just come close enough and give them a solid crutching to beat the shit outta them

by Surreyslanger March 31, 2022


Counter crutch

To counter crutch is to resist engagement because of fear of being rejected. To feel shy.

The guza was too peng so I counter crutched.

by Cilantro January 18, 2021


crutch grot

A fluid developed from the mixture of semen and ass. This fluid is discharged after gay bum sex an fermanted in a plastic cup for atleast 3 days. Gay boys where this as a cologne to attract more manly gay boys!

Mary: where is Luke?

Todd: Over there sniffing Brian's "Crutch Grot"

Mary: That's gross!!!

by Jacko46555 December 13, 2013


nut crutch

any item (or person) that is used to boost someones ego.

I will need a nut crutch after that ball busting.

by BDBD14 April 7, 2024