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Someone who knows a bit too much about cheese
"Dude, Jack is such a curd nerd!"
toilet curds are formed after you have a long night with your significant other (you know what i mean) and you feel like your poo cannot come out so you sit in the toilet and it doesnt come out so you twerk on the mirror and finally you sit back on the toilet and little curds of cornbread start pouring out and finally you call your dad and he comes to help.
last night i had so much fun with my grandma (you know what i mean) that i got toilet curds this morning, well this afternoon cause i slept in till 3;00
That smelly wet cheese between your toes after a long hot day of walking around in your unbreathable sketchers air force 12s with 3 day old socks you keep wearing cuz you can’t find your other socks even though your mom keeps telling you there over “there” but she’s retarded because “there” is not a location. CURD!
“Man it sure does feel good to pick the curd from my toes after a long hard day”
“ Gross man”
“What!? It’s just curd?”
The type of substance that comes out of your ass after a long day of pegging
Last night he had me covered in Curd
Saying and agreeing to do something; then doing something completely irrelevant and 1000 projects later you finally start doing what you were asked to do
"Stop pulling a curd"
"You're such a curd"
Saying and agreeing to do something; then doing something completely irrelevant and 1000 projects later you finally start doing what you were asked to do
"Stop pulling a curd"
"You're such a curd"
Saying and agreeing to do something; then doing something completely irrelevant and 1000 projects later you finally start doing what you were asked to do
"Stop pulling a curd"
"You're such a curd"