a girl who is soo unattractive, that it requires one to shut the lights off in order to perform sexual acts with her.
"Big nose, big ass, big waist, sounds to me you dig DARK chicks, Matt"
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sell-outs with a vocalist/guitarist that thinks he's all that. everyone says he's brilliant but if you want a real guitarist listen to John Petrucci or a proper musician you sad wannabe moshers have probably never even heard of.
To the Darkness : Who the fuck do you think you are? Rory Gallagher???
To the Darkness fans : What do you think Yngwie Malmsteen is? A breakfast cereal?
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A queen tribute band that happens to play their own songs.
Music listeners who are young and/or fans of shitty music (pop/mainstream hip-hop/most current mainstream rock) tend to believe that the band and its spandex wearing, innuendo loving, high vocal ranged frontman are crazy and original.
Sorry kids, but that concept was pioneered by the likes of Roger Daltrey and Robert Plant, and perfected by Freddie Mercury.
And the difference between those 3 and Justin Hawkins is that they all have world class voices... and he does not. Not to mention the lyrics they sang were much more deep and meaningful.
Oh yea, and all 3 of their bands (The Who, Led Zeppelin, and Queen, respectively) had bassists, drummers and guitarists far superior to those of this band.
Go listen to some real classic rock... none of this revival crap
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All of your daddies(and mothers) in one convenient, compact guild.
Oh shit! It's Dark! /forcerun3
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Darkness is just Dark and empty for eternity with such emptyness..
Gosh it is DARK in here, can you turn the light on please, awwww! don't give me the BOOty.
Better give it some Brightness before it becomes too dark in that booty!!!
The Darkness inside your booty never cease to impress me!
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My grandpa
"hey its dark outside!"
"MY GRANDPA IS OUTSIDE???!!!!!"
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annoying child who believes he is the center of the world with no respect to anybody else. he/she also has little man syndrome, and feels the need to bitch at everybody.
look at brad, he's being such a darke right now
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