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Accidentally firing your weapon in a video game / giving away your position to the other team. It’s a reference to a scene from “The Other Guys” when Will Ferrell fires his pistol into the ceiling of his office.
I pulled a desk pop while looting.
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A person that shits on someone's desk. Typically, as the last straw in a fight . Not a habitual action.
Heather became a desk shitter the day she quit her job and shat on her coworker's desk.
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After your boss has gone for the day, you take a shit in his top desk draw, lock it and taking away the key.
Than you proceed to write him an email letting him know you are resigning and today is your last day.
John resigned today but left his boss a Desk Deuce as great appreciation for the leering experience.
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N. the act of concealed manual sex during class.
its when, in class a girl gives a guy a handjob under the desk. also when a guy fingers a girl under the desk. for fuckers with backfat, acne, and hair on their lips, its masturbation.
Tom: Dude! did you hear about the dirty desk!? HOW DID YOU NOT HEAR ABOUT THE DIRTY DESK?!?! That big foreheaded bitch, Sophia, got caught in the Dirty Desk!
Jim: WTF?! i thought she was a prude! With who?
Tom: Some small dicked bastard!
Jim: Oh thats why he used his fingers!
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The act of lying about finding a prized/rare/expensive object in a cheap piece of furniture/happenstance occurance.
Phrase comes from the popular "I bought a desk at a yard sale, and when I got home, there was a Luger in the drawer!"
Rick: "Hey, did you hear how Justin found thirty bucks in that old book he bought?"
Tom: "You just got Desk Lugered, pal. There was no money."
Rick: "Awww......"
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The red lines that form on your face when sleeping in class
Mark got desk face when sleeping in physics class.
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When you go someplace for work and have to share a piece of someone's desk.
The friggin I.T. guy showed up today and ened up hot desking my cubicle all day.
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