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A group of five Haploid Zygotes who will soon turn into Gaymetophytes
One Direction:
Louis Zygote
Harry Zygote
Niall Zygote
Zayn Zygote
Liam Zygote
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5 gay guys pretending to be straight. Often sings in high pitched voices and songs that make you want to throw up run away to Israel only to find they play that song there too.
Woah dude! Dude you see those {gay) dudes over there! Totally a One Direction!
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Crappy Ass Pop/Boy Band act, only famous for winning The X Factor, who are really just another manufactured "band" put there for girls to go crazy over.
One Direction have no place in the world of music-and just like their predecessors (Bieber, Jonas Brothers, Backstreet Boys, etc.) their success will fade soon and within a year or two they will be all but forgotten.
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A Gay Boyband that wont be around next year.
They are a discgrace to music
Wow that band is shitty
Cant believe you listen to One Direction
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Five guys who auto tune the f**k out of their voice, don't care for their fans, copy every original group out there, have the biggest ego ever, and try to pick fights/get tattoos to make their dicks seem bigger. in other words five douchebags.
"he's such a douche" "who?" "Anyone in One Direction"
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Tone deaf british dudes with no musical talent whatsoever that gained popularity by being "attractive"
Stupid Directioner Girl: Omggg i get to see one direction in concert!!!!'
Smart dude: Get a life they suck
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A gay, horrible-sounding band straight from the U.K., and the worst thing to come out of Great Britain yet. The fangirls of this band are usually also obsessed with Five Seconds of Summer, a gay Australian band, as they can`t seem to see the difference between them. These fangirls often have strange fantasies of them and aforesaid bands in fanfictions, and can`t stop thinking of them. Often annoy people who live in the real world and are the absolute definition of annoying for guys who wish they had the power to destroy those bands and their fangirls with slow, painful deaths.
Le Random Fangirl: "Umg I luv one direction and five seconds of summer they so hawt"
Me: "I`m about to pimp-slap you. Get real for god's sake."
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