do you listen to willow?

a way to ask if a girl is queer and an alternative to, do you listen to girl in red?

Monet: Hey Charlotte, do you listen to willow?
Charlotte: Yeah how did you know?
Monet: It was the earrings for me.

Do you like cheese?

The best pickup line a guy can ever use.

"So, uh, do you like cheese?"
"More than almost any other animal by-product."

-- She's the Man

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Do you play roblox

This is the single best pickup line. Girls at bars are all about roblox. Say this and you are garenteed to get laid.

Guy: Do you play roblox
Girl: Wanna have sex

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Do you even trim?

A question asking if you trim your eyebrows, commonly used as a roast

Hey Simon do you even trim?
Pegasus do you even trim?

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Do You Love Me?

A catchy pop-jazz-rock-ish song that's about three minutes long and is decent to treadmill to. It came out in the 60's via a band called The Contours, apparently though it was originally intended for The Temptations, a band that's worth looking into BTW, who failed to show for the recording of it.
The song details the account of a guy who had his heart broken by some OP 'cause he couldn't dance, then later he could dance and returns to OP with this fact and a question: <i>Do You Love Me</i> now that I can dance?' (This link might not work.) Typically, when they performed this, they did the aforementioned dances. The song is simple, cheesy, and light-hearted; but I could see anime characters lip-syncing the screamed lyrics to other characters in their series in a :foeyay: way in an :AMV:, or recommending this for your local gym or ballet class.

FoggyPebble: *listening to Pandora Radio on iPod Touch while on treadmill for the fifth hour that night* Uugh, my liver and gut always hurt.. *Do You Love Me? comes on Pandora Radio* Yay! *goes faster on treadmill*

Somebody: This reminds me of the song Do You Love Me? by The Contours. 8D

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Do you believe in Gravity

A Phrase used by DIO in JoJo's Bizarre adventure: Stone Ocean. Said to Pucci initially, and means that Some people are Destined to meet.

DIO: Do you Believe in Gravity between Individuals? You ended up tripping over me of all people, but did you know it was for a reason?
Pucci: What are you saying?

do you want a medal?

smart and witty remark to be said in ANY situtation. When a person you dislike makes a small victory or boast about a minor things, bring them back down to the pits of hell (where they belong) by saying this phrase

"like omg, i totally fucked that guy at the party last weekend!"

"congratulations. do you want a medal, or a chest to pin it on?"

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