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A Community Dolphin is someone that will do anything (well almost anything) for a prize, usually cash, including performing tricks, badly dancing, pranking others, or generally making themselves look like an ass for the money.
"It's boring here. Let's go find Nate. He's now the Community Dolphin of Laderville."
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There are a bunch of fish in the sea... Out of all of them, a man should always go for the dolphins.. or a girl that is a 10/10. But sometimes you get stuck with a tuna. (Not hot girl)
Guy 1: Hey bro, are you looking to date any girls?
Guy 2: Idk man, I'm kinda just chasing dolphins right now.
Guy 1: Alright, that's chill. Just don't get stuck with a tuna.
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A sexual act performed by a woman on a man, defined as follows:
The woman must be significantly over-weight, to the point where her stomach creates "fat rolls". She must be wearing a bikini that is clearly too small for her and is potentially embarrassing to be seen wearing in public. The man must wear swim trunks with a hole in the front for the penis to escape. The two must engage in swimming activity in a kiddie pool. NOTE: It is imperative that this act occur in a kiddie pool. Once the partners are completely saturated, the woman must push her fat rolls together while the man inserts his (hopefully) erect penis in the space between the rolls. The woman then slides her body on the penis, mimicking the act of a traditional handjob. Throughout this process, the woman must make dolphin noises (i.e. "Eeeeee!")
"Dude, my girl just gave me a chubby dolphin in the kiddie pool after the Fourth of July party yesterday."
A song made by an absolute 'g' (greg) danny Gonzalez who you should all subscribe to and become greg
He was just a dolphin
Swimming in the sea
With his dolphin friends
Happy as can be
Until one day he went
Adventure on to land
And he got bitten by
A radioactive man
Now he's dolphin man
Half dolphin, half man
Hear him screech at night
Cuz he just wants a friend
He'll be quite a fright
If you run in to him
In the dark abandoned house
Where he lives
Ohh
You know he may come off strong
But he's not what he seems
If he ever catches you
You can bet that you'll scream
Like
Help, let me go(x3)
Let me go tonight
You'll scream
Help, let me go(x3)
Stop kidnapping me
She was just a lady
Not a care in the world
'Till she saw some grown men
Kidnapping a girl
She said
Help, let me go
So she sprung into action
Then she looked right at a neckless
And became Scarlett Johansson
Then she kicked all their asses
Varli, savior of the masses
Don't know where that neckless came from
Love more, hate less, that's the message
Dolphin man saw her on TV
And gave her a call
They formed the best crime-fighting team
In the world
Ohh
Then they saved the president
From an alien race
It was all over the news
He was screaming in space
Like
Help, let me go(x3)
Let me go tonight
He said
Help, let me go(x3)
Stop kidnapping me
Help, let me go(x3)
Let me go tonight
He said
Help, let me go(x3)
Stop kidnapping me
Songwriters: Daniel James Gonzalez
Descriptive term describing an abnormally "arched" or "curved" male penis.
Jennifer - "Hey I heard you hookup with Jim last night.... how was it?"
Amy - "It was different. He has a serious dolphin dick"
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When you approach a female for anal. She has to turn her head back, move her head up and down while making dolphin noise. Then you must fill her anus with urine, creating the smell and consistency of what is known as the “Swampy Dolphin”
(Move created by JJJDTL)
Yo bro, I have that girl a awesome Swampy Dolphin last night!
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when you are having sex with a girl doggy style and you accidently put your dick in her ass and she goes eh oh eh oh...like a dolphin.
So I was having sex with 2-Day the first time and I gave her an accidental dolphin, but she still wanted more the next day anyway.
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