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A father so lousy, so awful, that the only good he ever did for you was help bring you into this world by donating some sperm and DNA
Jerry: Hey Jude! Isn’t that guy over there your dad?
Jude: He ain’t no daddy. He’s my father, AKA DNA donor, AKA the worst person I’ve ever known!
Someone who sneezes proudly and without protection.
Frank: Aatchoooo-ah!
Jim: Well thank you Germ Donor.
A male in a sexual relationship with a spoo receptacle (female). Used frequently in the Usenet discussion forum alt.tasteless.
Often abbreviated SD.
"My spoo donor and I went out to dinner last night."
selling ur eggs on the black market
“yo my bich bianca is an egg donor, she selling her eggs all over the black market.”
A female that gives her coochie aka her vagina to a man in sexual need,and also gives it up for her sexual needs.
Sometimes a man needs a "Coochie Donor" when his dick gets hard.
The Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a place where dreams are fulfilled, where fortunes are won and lost in the blink of an eye. Located deep within the bosom of the Southern end of the township of Montclair, CA, the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a glistening totem, a shining beacon, in a wasteland of gloomy dark tartarus. The site is open to all of Montclair's citizens, with the exception of Richard Burnish. Equipped with state of the art cum-extraction tools, you just have to sit back, and we do all the work. Currently hiring new custodian staff.
"I heard Evan is the janitor at the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre. I saw him sleeping on a pile of newspapers and Subway napkins in the closet after his shift ended."
Blood donation followed by alcohol consumption. With less blood to dilute the alcohol in your system, it becomes easier to feel the effects of alcohol.
You: "My alcohol tolerance is so high, I've got to drink so much to feel anything nowadays."
Friend: "Why don't you go on a blood donor blitz?"
You: "Wowzers, that idea makes me equally excited and fearful for my personal health! I could feel good about giving blood to someone in need while I feel good about getting wasted on like 2 shots."