fook a dook

literally translates to 'fuck a duck'. used as an expression of surprise.

Fook a Dook! I screwed up in the game.

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liquidy dook

When your poop is like a chocolate milkshake and slides with very much ease out of the anus.

"I can't have any more milkshakes from steak n shake because I've had liquidy dooks for a week now."

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dook nuke

When you take a dook that utterly destroys the inside of your toilet and leaves the inside of the bathroom and the surrounding 25 ft of the bathroom smelling like sin.

Dude, stay outta the bathroom! Andrew just dook nuked it up again!

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fat dook

A log of shit that's the size of Schwarzenegger's forearm.

Curtis, 'After thanksgiving dinner I always need to drop a fat dook.'

Ian, 'Be sure to post a pic on Facebook.'

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Monster Dook

A massive pile of phecies intentionally created in a public toilet by six or more individuals by using the toilet in succession of one another.

"That was the best monster dook we've ever made, it rose from the water like a muddy mountain."

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dook poopem

(n) A fecal tribute to the computer game series Duke Nukem that fills the entire toilet bowl with excrement.

Shit is about to explode out of my asshole; I need to take a dook poopem.

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hear dooks

hear this guy, hear this guy talking rubbish etc...

2+2 is 7, hear dooks your silly

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