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A beautiful planet of which we live on. A place to call home.
Earth is a beautiful planet that I call home.
1. I’d earth some Wendy’s right now.
2. He’s weak, I’d earth him with one punch.
3. I’d absolutely earth his punk ass.
4. Damn, they shot him 7 times in the head? They earthed him.
a shity little planet thats doomed to die because we have fucking trashed it. oh and it's all gods fault on the frigin 6th day the earth was created.
read genesis in the bibal and change the 7th day to and then he realised his mistake and buggar was the word
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1. The armpit of the Milky Way galaxy. A rather mediocre but entertaining "uncivilisation" where actual civilisations around the universe come and plant tiny, nanoscopic video cameras in the crevices of buildings so they can laugh their alien asses off at those primitive, unhappy but wacky humans killing and hurting each other for little slips of green paper. The ratings are through the roof in Alpha Centauri, where the box set "America vs. Iraq: The Complete Collection" is a bestseller.
2. Either that or...Hell.
1. Andromedan: Earth sucks my peenie.
2. Guy 1: Go to Hell.
Guy 2: We're already here, asshole.
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Mostly Stupid
Mostly Ocean
Mostly Harmless
E A R T H
-Spock
Stupid = The Life on it --us humans anyway
Ocean = BIG FAT AND BLUE
Harmless = The Earth is this to other civilizations out there. *see The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy*
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A place full of people who think that their planet is a sack of shit and feel the need to constantly be pussies and insult it. Once a hundred of these people meet on the internets, and piss off the Christians, god will descend from on high, deliver and almighty Deity-bitch-smack, and a kick in the balls/punch in the ovaries, then return to heaven.
So said the idiots:
"Earth is a sack of shit."
And god did descend from on high, and delivered a great bitch-slap to their idiot faces. And to the male doubters he did deliver a bone-shattering kick to their genitalea. And unto the genitalea of the female doubters, he did deliver a brick-breaking punch.
And god did say to the doubters:
"Let this be a lesson to thee."
And then he ascended back to the heavens, but looked around, before he dissapeared, and did say:
"Punk-ass bitches."
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