Elmo slide

A dance, commonly done by Elmo. Like the Cha-Cha slide but for small children.

Teacher: What should we do for recess?
Small children: The Elmo Slide!

elmo kink

the kink of timothy schuster, where you stick a hand up your gay. lovers ass, and play like a puppet

oh shit im fucke, my mans has got an elmo kink

Communist Elmo

He’s the evil brother of Elmo & he’s is more powerful than Joseph Stalin & Vladimir Putin. Communist Elmo wears a communist hat & have a thick Slavic accent.

Communist elmo is going to dance... za Rodinu (for the motherland)

satanic ELMO

is a Russian undercover who prays to the demon

he is here who SATANIC ELMO

riding elmo

Sex with a girl on her period.

I was riding Elmo last night. It looked like a murder scene.

Dirty Elmo

Originating from the fuzzy red monster from Sesame Street, this action refers to the inappropriate foreplay of tickling a red headed person.

Last night began with a long dirty Elmo session.

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fingering elmo

Fingering Elmo is an expression you use when your friends go after young girls or get with young girls.

I couldn't touch her mate, it would be like fingering elmo.

I can't believe you fingered elmo last night, she was never older than 16!

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