don’t sound so excited

When someone is obviously irritated or annoyed you can tell them ‘don’t sound so excited!’ Or maybe ‘don’t seem (or get/be) too (or so) excited!’ To piss them off or maybe make them laugh.

I feel like everyone on the internet has forgotten this phrase and I personally love it and use it all the time 🤓

Person 1: “ugh, seriously, we have to do the mile in gym today..”
Person 2: “don’t sound so excited!”

Person 1: “bruh.. my mom told me that her and my dad are getting a divorce ..”
Person 2: “don’t seem so excited!”

i get excited like valence electrons

bars by logan
seriously though its flames
🔥🔥👴🏿🔥🔥

^ in honor of tancredi

wow logans verse "i get excited like valence electrons" really made me nut in my pants

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Excited Milk

Another word for semen or cum. Used in a joking manner

Person 1: Dude I swear, her face was just covered in Excited Milk
Person 2: Nice, good thing no one used that term as their username or something
Person 1: lol ikr

Excitement

Code word for boner.

Your mom felt my excitement press up against her.

excites

To be so excited and jittery.

I have the excites, I just won the lottery.

sorry excited

when you are just so excited that you are bordering on apologetic for the amount of excitement you feel

“I am sorry excited to go to this concert coming up next Wednesday. I just can’t hold it in!”

Somebody got excited

When there is a white liquid on the floor, table, or counter, a sexual joke meant to imply that somebody came. Also can be used if somebody gets sprayed with something.

Example: Somebody’s soda sprays when opened or there is mayo on a table. Point it out and exclaim “somebody got excited!”