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A cup of scalding tea thrown into one's face. Often as a punishment for a transgression of some sort.
If that jackbooted thug of a gardener doesn't treat me mum with respect, he'll be getting a british facial.
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when you accidently spray another person in the face trying to show them on how to put a can of freon into their car.
Russell was trying to play the hero when a young lady asked " how does this work?" Russell jumped into action, around the counter, grabbed a can and aimed the nozzle toward the customer, and while saying to push down the nozzel, brain dead russell did that exactly, which giving the customer a freon facial
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That cum facial really suits you...sex is a good thing ya know... I love the look of cum on your face babii!
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At the end of a blowjob, after you blow your load in her mouth or on her face, you spit on her face.
The spit dilutes the saltiness of the semen, or spit instead of semen on the face means a less salty substitute.
I thanked her for the blowjob by giving her a LoSalt Facial.
When a man has anal (chocolate) and vaginal sex with a girl while she is on on her period (strawberry), and then ejaculates on her face (vanilla).
Why don't you give her a neapolitan facial?!
When you ejaculate into a tube of facial sun
block and give it to your partner who refuses to accept a facial during sex.
“How’s the sex with that new summer hottie you’re seeing?”
“Just OK. The only way I get close to finishing the way I like is to SPF Facial the sunblock.”
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When your girlfriend is temporarily blinded by the campfire smoke, you stand over her and jerk off on her face.
Gary took advantage of a shift in the wind and gave Linda her first campfire facial.