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It means drip or jewelry because when you have a failing faucet it leaks, and when it leaks, it drips therefore faucet failure=drip
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Trying to delete all traces of embarrassment after a feeble attempt at anonymously trolling others on Reddit.
I committed a Takatori Failure, I'm going to delete my history in this thread. Not--as you will no doubt assume--because I was wrong, but because I am embarrassed to have engaged with you over something so pointless.
A massive catastrophic failure or malfunction caused by stupidity. It is primarily used in online games.
When the Hotwire jumped out of the APC before they reached the back of the power plant, she was zapped by the Obelisk. Without enough C4 to put on the terminal, the mission was a goat failure. (Command and Conquer: Renagade)
Utter lack of common sense to make intelligent decisions between options, when one of them is, by far, the best.
Client: "I want to know why I keep choosing the wrong guy to fall in love with... Is it that I am cursed?
Tarot Reader: "Let´s see. Cut the deck with your left hand two times to the left. Now, choose a card"
Client: "Oh No! The Devil card! See? I am cursed!
Tarot Reader: "No darling, in this case The Devil card means filter failure, in other words, that you are stupidly attached to your lower instincts."
Suit 1: "Man, I can´t catch up with my Tweeter account... information overload."
Suit 2: "Not at all. It´s not info overload. It is filter failure!"
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an example of vandalism to Wikipedia.
On June 22nd, 2008, George Carlin died of butt failure in Santa Monica, CA. He was 71. He farted too much.
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1) something designed by an engineer that fails to complete its purpose of existence.
2) somebody who is studying engineering in post-secondary school and failing a lot of courses
in relation to def 1)
Jenn: my favorite type of chewy candy is green apple
Chris: you are an engineering failure
Jenn: i agree
in relation to def 2)
Jason: i failed my test
Chris: me too
Together: we're engineering failures =C
/wrist
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The point where you can't do anything right. At this time your existence is pointless. You are a failure and will always be a failure.
If you score lower on a test than a class of retarded 4th graders, you are an epic failure.
Also includes: Falling off of your house, running into a wall, Trex, trying to look good in winter clothing.
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