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Someone who dresses like a ho but won’t put out
Guy 1 – That is the shortest skirt I have ever seen, she must be easy
Guy 2 – Don’t bother trying...she’s a faux ho
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When someone one doesn't know greets one as a friend, and the other party does not dispute the mistaken identity.
Person One: Hey, how's that new job working out for you?
Person Two: Uh... it's... great?
Person One: That's awesome! Give me a call sometime.
Person Two: Sure... big guy... See ya later.
Faux (fake) bohemian. A variation on yuppie, this type of person likes to act like an artsy, poor bohemian on the outskirts of society when they are in fact a middle-class ex-californian obsessed with fitting in. Seen most often in Portland, OR and other similar yuppie-ville towns.
Colin: That guy with the local coffee, expensive vintage clothing and typewriter is so popular in Hawthorne! I wonder why he never smiles?
Carolyn: Last year he was a producer in L.A. He is such a faux-hemian. If he smiled, it would blow his cover as a Stumptown coffee employee.
n. A person who talks like they know everything, when in reality they have no idea what they're talking about. A fake know-it-all.
Paul talks out of his ass all the time, then gets super defensive when you call him on his bullshit. Then he just keeps talking and talking. He puts his two cents in every conversation and he's always wrong but will never admit it. He's SUCH a faux-it-all.
Those seemingly shallow looking puddles that appear off the sidewalks of NYC shortly after a rain or snow storm that turn out to be giant lakes only after you step into them.
I totally soaked my sock stepping into a faux puddle, it's a mirage of water.
A fake boyfriend/girlfriend, usually for the purpose of fending off unwanted suitors.
"Hey, did you hear Hannah's going out with Trevor?"
"Nah, dude, Trevor's her faux-bae."
"Damn."
The more-merciful relative of the dreaded Upper Decker.
A Faux Decker is executed by:
1) Opening the rear tank of a toilet and dropping in a piece of novelty rubber dog poop;
2) Pouring in 1/2 cup (120mL) of instant iced tea mix into the tank as well;
3) Replace the lid and leave the Faux Decker for the next unsuspecting victim.
Upon flushing the toilet, a brown stew will be unleashed, horrifying the user and leading them to open the rear tank...only to see the fake poop and surmise they have been struck with an Upper Decker.
The Faux Decker is a more sanitary prank than the insidious Upper Decker, but you get almost the same shock-value from the Faux Decker as you would the original.
Dude 1: "I pranked my Mom on April Fool's Day with a Faux Decker!"
Dude 2: "Why a Faux Decker not an original Upper Decker?"
Dude 1: "DUDE, she's my Mom! I wanted to freak her out, not make her disown me!!"