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an alternative way to say "look at the flowers" this method can be applied to most phrases by switching the first letters of two different words
Gerald sees some roses.
Gerald: Fook at the llowers!
Vince: You're a retard
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To tell someone you will contact them via Facebook. It's an abbreviation of "FacebOOK YOU". Use with caution as fook has alternate meanings.
"Hey, Charlie, I'll fook you once I am done with dinner." Similar to "I'll email you later" or "She'll text you when she arrives".
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A difficult to find Chinese restaurant in the Soho area of London. Famous for it's large portions of Beef Chow Mein. Frequently sought by werewolves on rainy nights.
I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand, walking through the streets of Soho in the rain.
He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fook's. Gonna to get a big dish of beef chow mein.
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Fancier way of saying, "What the F*ck?!" o.O
Person 1: Your Car was stolen...
Person 2: What thy Fook?!
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1) Basically wtf. This deviation is derived from ye olde englishe version of fuck (fook) and also has indian roots in the vav (ask chuck norris jr.) This phrase is suitable for any and all wtf-worthy situations.
2) A person so unutterably wtf-able that he must not be named... except by this name
Greg: "I'm gonna go take a shyett."
Vav T. Fook: "Vav T. Fook!! You took a shyett foive minutes ago, that's not noiice!"
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A Chinese restaurant in the bad part of London (re: London). A probable triad front, it’s noted violent crimes and werewolf sightings.
Might be named for prominent Chinese communist Ho Lee Fook
Saw a man get stabbed out by Ho Lee Fook’s
Doin the Werewolves of London
The British word for a school cafeteria
Girl doesn’t know where the cafeteria is cause they call it the fooking burger palace