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When after jacking off you cum on yourself and let it dry.
"I fell asleep last night after jerkin' it and accidently gave myself a vanilla freeze!"
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being cut off sexually by spouse,girlfriend or whoever until you cave in to their demends
"sure i can go to the bar with you tonight. i dont care is she gets mad . i'm on a sexual freeze anyway."
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The cold "mist" that comes out of a freezer door; heard multiple times on the old Nickelodeon game show "Finders Keepers" by host Larry Toffler.
(Kids open freezer door) Ooh, it's a frosty freeze!
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To make a (video) chat lag and/or freeze by spamming the comments. Usually due to a large amount of lurking people suddenly reacting to someone appearing on the webcam after hours of staring at a table/notebook/etc.
Coming from Ryland Blackinton's (Cobra Starship) "Who froze Jesus?" reaction to someone's "Jesus it's frozen" comment upon the sudden lag in the video.
Also see shelf kids.
Shelf kid #1: OMG I SAW SOMETHING MOVE!!!1!
Shelf kid #2: OMFG ME TOO RIGHT THERE IN THE RIGHT CORNER!!!
Shelf kid #3: IT'S GABE OMG HI GABE GABEY GABEY GABEY!!!11!!1
Shelf kid #1 & 2: GAAAAAAAABE HI GABE SOUND PLZ GABEGABEGABE SOUNDDDDDD!!!!! COME ON GABE QUIT TEASIN US UNMUTE PLZZZZ!!11
Etc.
Shelf kid #4: Stop freezing Jesus, y'all!
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A phrase that describes a local public consensus that states the city of Seattle and/ or its outlying suburbs are generally not friendly, asexual, introverted, socially aloof, clickish or strictly divided through its social classes, thus making the city/ area difficult to make social connections on all levels.
I was transplanted here six months ago from Los Angeles, and because of this Seattle Freeze I have not had a lot of success at making new friends.
Because I'm a loser and have no social skills, I'll blame my shortcomings on the Seattle Freeze so I can have something other than me to blame.
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When you eat or chew something extremely minty (e.g. 5 gum) and then drink water shortly after.
James thought that his water was to bland, so he had a couple of Wint-O-Green Lifesavers and took a Freeze Shot. True Legend.