Front Poop

When a male of any age is wearing extremely tight or sometimes loose pants, making the genital situation look like a big or small pile of,well, poop in the front.

Lisa-- Jordan is looking hot in his new outfit.

Janie--Yeah, I guess, if he didn't have a major case of front poop.

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Eminence Front

One of The Who's greatest songs. Up there with Who Are You, Baba O'Riley, Won't Get Fooled Again, Pinball Wizard and all the others.

Eminence Front is beyond amazing. Anyone who likes The Who needs to have it in their collection.

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Front Nine

Your face, or personal space close to you.

I was skating in front of the bank and that fat security guard came up and got in my face.

I hate that fat fuck, what'd you do?

I told him to back off and get outta my front nine or I'd have to whoop his ass.

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front fart

another term for the word queef, or when a women lifts her leg and gas shoots out her pussy causing a fart out of her front. Also after sex with massive loads, women tend to let out a pretty loud front fart.

I blew a massive load in this broad and after she let out the biggest front fart that i have ever heard.

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Bundt in the front

A description of a person who has a fat belly that looks somewhat like a Bundt cake, where the navel makes the hole in the middle of the cake.

J-Lo may have some junk in her trunk, but my sister has a Bundt in the front.

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I've been doing five hundred crunches a day to try to get washboard abs, but I can't get rid of this Bundt in the front!

Front Crater

A girl with a large muffin top that wears too tight of shirts that displays her huge belly button through her shirt. AKA Front crater

Damn, that chick has a huge front crater. Not to be confused with a front ass.

Front Dogging

The act of swinging your manly junk back and forth, this resembling the wagging tail of a dog. Except, you know, in the front.

Dude I just got out of the shower and spent about thirty seconds Front Dogging the shit out of my roommates.