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A gene that enables a person to perform their best work whilst consuming amounts of alcohol that would kill people without the gene.
Named after British war-time prime minister, who defeated Hitler's Germany whilst intoxicated the majority of the time.
Jane: what exams results did you get?
Dave: straight A's cuzz.
Jane: how?! you drink vodka when you study and have a bottle of don before the exam?
Dave: must be the churchill gene.
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The gene passed down from one person to another, resulting in a future engineer. Tell-tale signs in such a person include an inexplicable love for creating problems to solve (technical or mechanical) when there's absolutely no need to, the constant need to find solutions for everyday issues that no one else gives a crap about, know-it-all syndrome, and the inability to admit they're wrong. Are usually social inept to some degree.
On a side note, this is also why engineering jobs have hierarchies (like worker, head engineer of division 2, chief engineer of all divisions, etc.) If they didn't have an orderly and number-oriented way to say "the bill stops here" they'ed never get anything done.
Normal person: I'm bored, I'd go on the computer but the internet's so fricking slow today...
Person with engineering gene: I'm bored. I think I'll take apart the computer. Oh, look, the internet's not working. I think I'll spend the whole afternoon solving that problem
instead.
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The act of yelling at your sons friends while their playing Marco pollo in your dingy swimming pool that so happens to be green.
So the other day I was playing in Kevin’s pool and his dad came out and pulled a Mean Gene
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NOT your HALF sis, or your STEP sis, but your REAL, GENUINE, GENE sis! She got ALL of her genes from the same two people you did!
The title "gene sis" is normally irrelevant, unless you are already mentioning your half sis, step sis, bridge sis, side step sis, or skip sis.
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A stupid, mainstream movie, that panders to the lowest common denominator and takes little thought to appreciate.
Jeff - "I just watched 'Employee of the Month' with Dane Cook and Jessica Simpson"
Josh - "Ugh....sounds like a 'Gene pick'."
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A YouTube Comedian, Who is Awesomely Funny. He also is hip-hop artist.
His Channel is Gene Armstrong TV
When a geographical area has nothing to offer and everybody with the ability to leave moves out. This leaves a very small dating pool for those that remain. Thus, instead having a gene pool, the area has a gene cup which leads to inbreeding.
Shane, did you ever notice there are only three last names in Davis county?
Yah, the gene cup is pretty small there. Half the kids in Brandi’s class drew a family stick when she had them draw their family trees.