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The Female equivalent of a cock-blocker.
I was getting along really well with this girl at the party, but her bezzie kept being a massive fanny goalie.
The term goalie self-goal is created when the words “goalie”, “self”, “-“, and “goal” are merged and fused. “Goalie self-goal” is a mostly unheard of expression that is very hard to complete. This is only able to be replicated by 3 unknown people. This phenomenon is done when the goalie of one team takes the ball and puts it in their own net. Some may think this is an own goal, but it is not. It actually awards the goalie’s team 10 goals. This rule was created 7 years ago in the IFA World Cup meeting. It can only be done by people with legendary power and the down syndrome award. This “power” cannot be explained by mortals, but the award can. You get the award when you get Z+’s in school.
Dude, he just did the goalie self goal!
The Girls lacrosse goalie is a physco crazy person who has no fears what so ever and doesn’t give a crap about what other lame people say and if a boy try’s to ask her out and impress her you best believe he’s going to get the crap beat out of him because she lets no one stand in her way and that’s not going to change also if people say that the are lazy they should go to any lacrosse practices in the area and they will unlock a new fear that will stick with them for life and they will want to join so that they don’t get the crap beat out if them
A girls lacrosse goalie is the craziest most amazing and important team me ever and she caries the entire team on her back or should I say lacrosse stick
Goalie-ing a lazy form of Goalkeeping.
Isaac: “Are you going to bring your goalie kit.”
Jeremy: “ One and half hours is to long for Goalie-ing.”
Interference by a third party when your attempting to get laid.
It was hitting in this chick when her "knob goalie" friend showed up.
A goalie who stands near at the opposing teams' goal; most likely because their teammates will pass it to them, which is a good spot to score.
Jack: "Pass me you fuckwit, I am counter-goaly(ing)."
Tariq: "Ok you ibn al sharmoota, here!"
Tariq passes to jack who is a counter-goalie
Jack scores it
Jack: "YEAH MADA FAKAS!"
The most intensive position on a football field.
“Yo, I heard Tyrone dubius got the job as the running line quarterbacker mid field goalie catcher for the Seahawks.”