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Every night you must kiss your homies good night. IT'S THE RULES!
Friend 1: *kisses his homie(friend 2)*
Friend 2: "what the heck dude"
Friend 1: "Remember kiss your homies goodnight"
Friend 2: " oh ok" * kiss friend 1"
Friend 2:o
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To go up to your enemy in a club and bang their left cheek, right cheek. Then as they are collapsing you give them a big old headbut (nut). DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES EJACULATE (nut) ON THEM (whilst conscious).
Sam : Hey Franklin!
Franklin : Oh hey Sam!
Sam : Where's that money you owe me?
Franklin : Fuck your money.
Sam : *Performs Left Right Goodnight, Nut whilst shouting* Left Right Goodnight, Nut.
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After you finish in a beour, so you knock her out so that she doesn’t remember that your the daddy afterwards
The condom broke last night, so I gave her the left right goodnight - R.B.
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Masturbating. Jacking off. Choking the chicken.
Guy #1: "Dude, where were you?"
Guy #2: "Sorry, I was saying goodnight to my mother"
Guy #1: "Ohhhhhh...I gotchu ;)"
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“Goodnight I love you” - the thing you say at night to someone you love, to show them that you can set aside any troubles and problems you guys may have, because you love them more than being petty.
*have an argument*
*silents*
Goodnight I love you.
When the host of a party starts screaming and throwing all the coats at the guests to get them to leave. Coined by Tina Fey in _Bossypants_, it should not be confused with an irish goodbye.
Yet another sound of breaking glass led my wife to immediately break up the party with an irish goodnight.
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November 5th, we celebrate the bond between two bros, or homies.
“ homie it’s November 5th.”
“So?”
“it’s National Kiss The Homie Goodnight Day.”
“ give me a kiss bro.”
“No homo man”
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