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n. Governator/governator
1) Arnold Schwarznegger, Governor of California.
2) A self-delusional actor who has appeared in so many action movies that he has come to believe that he actually has the superhuman abilities of the characters that he plays on the screen.
3) Referring to any public celebrity who runs for public office on fame and recognition-factor alone, while having no other qualifications or natural talents for the position.
4) A charismatic demagogue, in which people put their hopes during a time of crisis, despite his obvious lack of qualifications and experience.
5) A charismatic politician in which people place false hopes during a time of crisis, and later turn on in anger, rather than acknowledge their own error. (ie-a savior turned scape goat. A manifestation of mass public delusion and democratic irresponsibility.)
6) Any of a series of nouveau riche Republican politicians who spent their way into office using blue-blood money (often Kennedy-associated) into which they married.
7) The politician version of the HUMV: having enormous size and profile, while having no practical or utilitarian value.
8) Any example of the triumph of style over substance, facilitated by mass media. (ie-The Pet Rock. The Blair Witch Project.)
9) Any executive political figure who's presence in office can be taken as evidence that politicians are irrelevant and ineffectual, and that actual power is wielded by beurocrats and corporate executives. (ie-Zaphod Beeblebrox. Haliburton Inc.)
Warren Beatty has aspirations of becoming the next Governator of California.
Jesse Ventura, former Governator of Minnesota, has decided to return to the world of professional wrestling on the grounds that state politics is no longer an honorable sport, but rather a fake exercise in public entertainment.
"The job of The Governator is not to wield power but to draw attention away from it."-Zaphod Beeblebrox. The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy (supplimentary).
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Large Austrian man who won the election for Kaleefohnya, and all of deese tings.
I can't believe we were stupid enough to elect a governator.
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"To be GOVERNED is to be watched, inspected, spied upon, directed, law-driven, numbered, regulated, enrolled, indoctrinated, preached at, controlled, checked, estimated, valued, censured, commanded, by creatures who have neither the right nor the wisdom nor the virtue to do so. To be GOVERNED is to be at every operation, at every transaction noted, registered, counted, taxed, stamped, measured, numbered, assessed, licensed, authorized, admonished, prevented, forbidden, reformed, corrected, punished. It is, under pretext of public utility, and in the name of the general interest, to be placed under contribution, drilled, fleeced, exploited, monopolized, extorted from, squeezed, hoaxed, robbed; then at the slightest resistance, the first word of complaint, to be repressed, fined, vilified, harrassed, hunted down, abused, clubbed, disarmed, bound, choked, imprisoned, judged, condemned, shot, deported, sacrificed, sold, betrayed, and to crown all, mocked, ridiculed, derided, outraged, dishonored. That is government; that is its justice; that is its morality."
--Pierre-Joseph Proudhon
"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. --That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it..."
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People who think they have the right to put you in your place, but really don't, but then again really do.
The government is silly.
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1)A bunch of fucking ass holes that should all go to hell for there fucking stupidity.
2)The sad thing they call mother of freedom.
3)Bush is part of the government, thus making the government even worse and by far more corrupt then it needed to be.
4)FUCKERS
The Government is worthless and heterosexually challenged because of the war, and by allowing Bush to become president ;-@!!!!!
Note: If you voted for Bush.. or anyone else helping to corrupt the "free" (free-my-ass) United States... You're GAY... I mean that Non-Offensively to actual heterosexually challenged people.
Note2: Power To The H~C~P!! :-) Even though I'm straight.
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Government does not have to be necessarily bad. It depends on who is running it. When someone kind and smart is running it, it holds the nation together. The opposite tears the nation apart. Anarchy is usually worse, unless totalitarian government is in power.
GOVERNMENT
Roosevelt-holds nation together
Hitler- tears nation apart. Literally, the land was torn apart by bombs.
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When you have a party and someone you invited (the governmenter) brings an entourage that outnumbers the total number of people you originally invited. This often results in the taking over of your party or the proverbial "stealing of one's thunder".
Originated because government representatives will always outnumber a company's representatives at any meeting.
"Why are all these people at my party? I didn't invite them..."
"They all came with (name of governmenter)."
"That's more people than I invited to my own party!"
"You've just been governmented."
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