greek goodbye

a long goodbye typically lasting anywhere from 30 minutes to 3 hours

yo talk about a greek goodbye we started leaving at 6 and didnt get out to the car till 9.

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Dry Greek

Anal sex (usually of the surprise kind) without lube of any kind. Greek style.

I gave her the Dry Greek last night, now she can't sit properly.

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Greek Vacation

When your girlfriend/wife/boo/mistress/FWB/etc whom isn't a fan of anal sex (greek) gives it up either after you do something exceedingly nice, she is ridiculously drunk, or looking to experiment. Since this doesn't happen very often or takes awhile to work up to, it is like a cruise/trip to those ancient isles in the Mediterranean.

Guy: I can't believe it, my girl agreed to go on a Greek Vacation last night!
Other Guy: Incredible! Was it difficult getting into port?
Guy: You know I am an experienced captain, it took a few tries, but after some maneuvering my vessel just slid right in.

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greek god

1 - Generally a male person with very beautiful lineaments and a very well-built, athletic body.

2 - Gods in Greek mythology.

1 - Mike Wahlberg is such a Greek God!

2 - Hercules is not a Greek God, he was mortal. His father Zeus was a Greek God.

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Greek Time

People of Greek descent are always late by at least 15 to 30 minutes.

I tell Nicole I’m going to pick her up 30 minutes earlier than I’m going to because she’s always late and runs on Greek time.

Greek Drive-By

A Greek Drive-by or Greek Drive-by shooting is when multiple people of Greek Ethnicity drive by a person's house and throw old steak and fast-food coupons at the front door. A Greek Drive-By is commonly done to oppress minorities in Greece.

my friend's house got the Greek Drive-by the other day

Greek Wave

To swing your penis in a circular motion, similar to a 'helicopter', upon first greeting a new acquaintance.

I went around Trueman's friends house last night, I was barely through the door when he Greek waved me.

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