A person who uses way too many hashtags on their Instagram posts.
1:Did you Amanda's new Instagram post?
2:yeah, she used so many hashtags. She's such a hashtag slut
The Hashtag IED is where you fart while standing still and somebody walks through it.
I gave my coworker the old Hashtag IED in the break room.
A hashtag abuser is someone who posts an absurd amount of hashtags in an attempt to describe his or her life story with hashtags
@http.Alex just used 20 hashtags to describe his day. He is such a Hashtag Abuser
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One who uses hashtags excessively or creates hashtags incorrectly by using a series of words that would not like be used by anyone other than that person
Beth is a hashtag abuser because she uses a tremendous amount of of hashtags for simple pictures.
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Someone who feels the need to complain every time they see a hashtag on any social networking site other then twitter
Friend 1: Uhhhhh I ate too much at lunch and now my belt is too tight!
Friend 2: #firstworldproblems
Hashtag Nazi: THIS ISN"T TWITTER
Everyone else: ...
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Someone who doesn't really understand that a hashtag is essentially a filing system on the internet. One thing can't go in so many random places, so: -
#Loving my #life right #now! Check out my #new #Wedges @ExpensiveShoes #PartyTime #yolo #fashion #geek #fun #Unicorn #boom #shuutup
... is just plain ridiculous, this goes under #shoes and/or maybe #life if you must. *rolls eyes
Also #HastagAbuser -
Just saw new @RyanGosling film he is so lush! #Heneedstobemyhusband (ahem..) #youwillloveit #wetterthananotterspocket #go
Who is EVER going to search those?!
Stop it #peace
'Jo's is such a hashtag abuser, hashtags every word in his tweets. Doesn't make sense, looks like spam!'
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Someone who OD's on the hashtags to the point of being obnoxius.
A Hashtag Abuser's Posts on Social Media usually look like this :
I #me went#pasttensegoes to#2 the#da the#thee store#placetoshop .#puncuationmark #hashtagabuser
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