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The iconic white headphones that come with most apple products, apple offer a premium in ear model for about £50 that don't sound too bad. But the stock ones absolutely suck, they have no bass whatsoever, sound as hollow as the brain of whoever designed them, are impossible to fit in most peoples ears and earwax shows up on them like cheese on macaroni. Yet, most people don't even bother to switch out for a decent pair and if they switch out they usually only get a shitty pair like iluv or something along those lines. anyone reading this who still uses them, do yourself a favour and pay for a decent pair.
Kirby: What are those things wrapped around your head?
me: Oh just a pair of senheisers.
Kirby: Sennheiser?
me: This company that makes badass headphones.
Kirby: How much did they cost?
me: Bout £50.
Kirby: Fuck that, the apple ones are fine.
Me: Fuck you, at least I know what music sounds like! Get a pair of the premium ones, i hear those aren't to bad, and they've got the iconic look to.
Kirby: Nah those are to much for headphones, the stock ipod headphones are fine.
Me: well at least i know what music sounds like.
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the shitty headphones yo buy for like 4 buck and us for about 2 days then dispose because they have been destroyed by use
guy1 - het man i just bought this sick lloking headphones at the dollar store
GUY2- dude that shit"s not gonna last a week those are disposable headphones
.......two days later
GUY1- oh shit those headphones broke on my first 4 hours of music
GUY 2-I KNEW IT CHEAP FUCK NEXT TIME BY A ZUNE OR SOME OTHER PREMIUM HEADPHONES....
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doing something unexpected, often met by backlash
The EU removed the headphone jack when they voted to ban memes.
A rare medical condition requiring one to wear headphones around his or her neck at all times. Especially common among Western young adult/teenage males and promoters within the entertainment industry.
Young Adult 1: What's Mike got on his neck? Looks like a big chunk of metal.
Young Adult 2: Oh, he's got Headphone Neck Syndrome.
Young Adult 1: Is it contagious?
Young Adult 2: Very! The Beats by Dre type is the most common form of this blight.
A Feminine Biden fanboy who spends his time giving our spoons on the street as dildos in Wyoming.
I want to give Transgender Headphone Man fucking back shots like Olaf from the snowman movie so he can pay for my rent.
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When two Irishmen insert their dicks in your ears and cum. They then later tell you that st. Patty is in their semen.
I was so drunk last night that I let these guys give me Irish headphones
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Buy multiple. Why don't all laptops just include a 3.5mm port?
I have lost my USB C to 3.5mm headphone adapter. please send help.