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A gym hog is someone in the gym who obstructs others by occupying equipment for a ridiculous length of time.
Whether it be someone who:
1) Decides to have a "nice chat" with someone when they should be exercising.
2) Crowds around the equipment with a small group of friends.
3) "Claims" equipment with a towel or water bottle before disappearing for 10-20 minutes.
3) Decides long rests between their 10 sets is a fantastic idea.
These people's territorial nature seem destined to do nothing but waste your fucking time.
"We've been here for 45 minutes and that gym hog is STILL on the lat pulldown".
"I don't care that we've just done biceps the preacher curl is finally free and we're doing that shit right now".
"The rack's free! GO GO GO!".
The act of hooking up with fat chics, usually after having a few drinks and just wanting to get laid no matter what.
I had a few too many drinks last night and found myself baiting hogs at the club.
This is when a guy sticks his left ball into a girls butt hole and tickles her stomach to make her tense up. If the guy's left ball pops out, it can be assumed that an early Spring is on the horizon. If the nut stays in the butt hole, it will surely be a long, long winter.
"I gave her The Ground Hog to see how long this winter will be."
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Science cant explain it, but if you're a father, there is a good chance your penis is thick and juicy like a beer-simmered bratwurst; a Dad Hog if you will.
Was in the locker room the other day and Larry whips off his towel to take a shower. Dude has a dad hog that looks like barbequed bratwurst!
That pig on a hog was hiding behind a bush on the sidewalk when he caught me speeding
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People will yell it if they are in a uncomfortable situation
Jeff: My mom got covid 19 i don’t think she will make it.
Bob: HOG RIDAAAA
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