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A burger that comes with corner beef
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Corned Identity Burger, you should try it!"
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A mathematical theorem stating that any given number may equal any other number. This theorem can also be used on itself, meaning it may be used in anything imaginable. this theorem cannot be proven or disproven because in either case, the Identity Theft theorem can be used to prove just the opposite.
Examples in math:
3+3=8
1=487
38=58
Example in an argument:
Two people are arguing which is better, Mario or Zelda. Person A believes Mario is better because of the massive amount of games he has starred in. But person B uses the Identity Theft Theorem to prove that Mario IS Zelda. When person A says that that makes no sense, person B may say that by using the Identity Theft Theorem, he has proven that nonsense in itself is now sensible. But since person A may also use the Identity Theft Theorem, there can never be any true winner, unless the Identity Theft Theorem on the outcome as well.
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Identity Maturity Model (IMM) - Defines the different levels of maturity that entities like goverments, financial institutions and enterprises have in managing digital Identity information. This can be for people, machines, applications or any other form of digital identity. These identities are use to carry out any type of a transaction with any type of a system.
Their Identity Maturity Model rating is only a Level 2 and we cannot risk doing business with them and be out of compliance.
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The crisis every skank eventually goes through in their life. Usually happens between the ages of 15 and 20. Said skank will abruptly up and leave their hometown to live with a distant relative (i.e. twice-removed aunt, sister's ex-boyfriend, etc) and "find themselves". The location is usually an obscure small town in a southern state, such as Oklahoma, Kansas, or Georgia. Usually happens following some semi-dramatic event which a normal person would deal with and move on. Skanks, however, can not just "deal" with situations, and must "escape" to cause even more drama. These crises are usually short-lived, and the skank will almost ALWAYS return within a few weeks.
typical skank identity crisis
"I'm so sick of this drama and bullshit! I'm moving in with my stepdad's sister in Oklahoma to figure some shit out."
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When a Straight White Male™️ votes for a candidate because they're the opposite race or gender and he wants to feel like he's supporting diversity.
"I'm voting for Hamala Karris because we need more diversity in the administration"
"Man sounds like you're judging the candidate based on opposite identity politics..."
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A dissociative disorder, most commonly seen in white teens living in upper class suburbs, that results in those affected adopting behaviors and mannerisms of a race other than their own.
Aaron: Oh my god! Zach's blasting Chief Keef again.
Kevin: He's such a wigger. He must have racial identity disorder.
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White terrorists who engage in violent, sectarian violence against African-Americans and other non-whites. Often believe in disproven theories surrounding black intellectual inferiority while simultaneously utilizing both dog whistle language and outright white supremacist rhetoric to promote genocide against blacks.
Man, when is the FBI finally gonna do something about all these White Identity Extremists out here prepping for race war.
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