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irritable bowls syndrome

when your pipe runs out of weed and it becomes angry, also known as IBS (irritable bowls syndrome)

my pipe has irritable bowls syndrome and is angry

by SUPAHIGHWAY May 10, 2016


irritate fuck

When someone is an "irritate fuck" he's annoying to the point you can't think of anything else to offend him and you just throw a "fuck" in the sentence.

Hey, can I come over to your place and hang out? x10

Omg! Stop talking you irritate fuck! If I knew your excistence was that pathetic, I would commit suicide...

by TasosMGr November 9, 2017


Irritating Stick

When a man's penis is itchy.

1: Damn, dude I got a Irritating Stick.
2: You can't just itch your cock in public, man.

by exoskeletal August 18, 2022


Irrigation irritation

When your significant other is horny 24/7 and you’re starting to get annoyed with it.

Dude, my girlfriend is giving me a serious case of Irrigation Irritation

by Loganruleslarge November 18, 2020


irritable vowel syndrome

Refers to a semi-serious malady whereby an impatient/cantankerous person habitually "whimpers 'n' growls" using long drawn-out wordless/meaningless noises that, if written out phonetically, would consume a whole lotta letters other than consonants, such as "Aaaaaaaaaarrgghhhuuuuuuuuuhhhhh...!" or, "Eeeeeeeeeennnggguuuuuuuuuhhh...!"

I never take my spoiled-rotten teenage cousin along on family shopping-trips anymore... the lengthy wait-times between stores, our unwillingness to purchase the unnecessary/overly-expensive items he desires, our inability to go around to all the places he wants to visit, and the late hour that we usually get home all conspire to give him a major case of irritable vowel syndrome, and this constant fretting takes all the cheerfulness out of the trip for everyone else.

by QuacksO September 24, 2017


Irritable vowel syndrome

When playing scrabble and you keep getting vowels, turn after turn, even when you exchange tiles.

I cannot believe it, this is the third turn I am only getting vowels in this Scrabble round, I must have Irritable vowel syndrome (I.V.S.)!

by Farshad Tami September 13, 2019


Irritationated

To be irritated and frustrated at the same time. A combination between irritation and frustrated.

Person 1 - I don't get it, what's the joke?
Person 2 - It's not that hard to understand. just reply who's there.
Person 1 - Are you becoming irritated..?
Person 2 - No, I'm not irritated, I'm irritationated.

by KiwiMoonlight November 23, 2019