No Shit

1. An expression used to state the obvious.
2. Not owning or possesing something.

Man: *Cough *Cough *Cough
Woman: Sounds like you got a nasty cough!
Man: Yeah? No Shit!

Man 1: I need money!
Man 2: I have no shit on me.

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Shit

The richest word in English. It can be used to maney things.

1) Geographical position - Where's that SHIT?
2) Geographical position 2 - At 21 o'clock, I'm leaving this SHIT.
3) Adjective - You're SHIT.
4) Quantitative auxiliary - I work to hell and I don't get SHIT.
5) Profissional specialization - He only makes SHIT.
6) MBA - He makes a lot of SHIT.
7) Synonym of coward - He is a piece of SHIT.
8) Admiration - Holy SHIT.
9) Question - You made shit, right?
10) Visual indicator - I can't see SHIT.
11) Specie indicator - What does this SHIT think he is?
12) Mess indicator - Everything is SHIT.
13) Job - If you reading so far, it means you aren't doing SHIT.

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shit

1. Slang for fecal matter.
2. Vulgar slang refering to anything (often taking the place of the word "stuff").
3. Exclaimation of frustration or anger.
4. How Sean Connery pronounces the word "sit."

1. "I'm takin' a shit."
2. "Gimme that shit!"
3. "Holy shit!"
4. "I'm going to shit down and have myself a martini!"

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That shit

That shit is used to describe an outfit that is dripping hard as fuck

Aye Trey you got that shit on..

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Shitting

The time required to take a shit while reading.

The book is so short, you can finish it in one shitting.

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Shitted

Basically means shit but it’s past tense.

Omg my data’s shitted, sorry man.

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The Shits

A phrase used to describe an uncontrollably runny liquid that squirts out of the ass.

Jake : Damn Kiersten you blonde hair is so soft Ahhh!
Kiersten : Oh Jake how would you like for me to wrap it around you cock tonight?
Jake : Oh that would be great but i'll have to pass I have The Shits!
Kiersten : Again you had The Shits last night what's wrong with you?
Steve : Hey Jake I heard you had The Shits do you mind if I sit in the bathroom with you I just love the smell of rotten poop?
Jake : Sure Steve knock yourself out!
Kiersten : I cannot believe this my man is going to give Steve A poop orgasam and I have to be alone tonight AGAIN!
Jake : Well you can always sit on my lap & ride my dick while I squirt!
Kiersten : Oh Go Fuck Yourself!

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