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Victims of stupid Americans bastardizing their heritage to try and sound cool and/or tough. So-called "Italians" talk with fake Brooklyn accents, eat Chef Boyardee ravioli and Domino's Pizza, and keep the first three buttons of their shirts unbuttoned so as to expose unsightly, bristly black chest hair, often complemented by a gold chain necklace. Calls friends "paizan" or "gumba" and thinks phrases such as "Donde esta?" and "'Ey chico!" are Italian. Often claims ties to the mafia in whatever major city is closest to the suburb they live in. Usually feel the need to make proclaimations such as "Yo, I'm Italian!"

"Yo, I'm 9% Italian. Respect me or I'll break ye' face and you'll be swimmin' wit' de fishes. Capisce? I tought so."

by Chernorizets Hrabr July 7, 2004

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Italian

The best kind of people ever. They love their family and will do ANYTHING for them. although they are very hard headed and like to argue but thats ok cuz theyre italian.

italian people are awesome

by italiangirlll March 4, 2010

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italian

sweet, gulabule, nice guys. romans are of italian descent. did you know that bruce springstien is of italian descent?

the itiaians are just nice. not bad at all. italians are one of the most nicest races of all time. one other is asian.(of course, i am asian.)

by aboy May 12, 2007

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italian

Geatest race ever...not quite white, not quite black and not quite hispanic...i dont appreciate people bitching about how italian people are nothing but whiining babies..we've had our shit in our time...stai forza per tutti gli italiani

i am canadian with italian origin

by Mimmo il Juapo December 14, 2005

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italian

Originating from Italy. A genuine Italian is not the same as an Italian-American, the latter of which is a product of a bastardisation and incredibly innacurate representation of Italian culture. Although whether straight Italian or Italian-American, most of them gesticulate with their hands a lot, even when on the phone. This might also be a false stereotype, though

Yeah, this is real "Italian" Pizza.

by TimFS December 28, 2005

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Italian

Italians are hard working people who are loyal, and very family oriented. The best people ever! Italians arent consdered white. They wear the best suits and make the best clothes! They also wear a lot of hip-Hop clothes and because of that they are called "wiggers" and "wegros", but becuase Italians arent considered white, those terms dont apply to them and are nonexistent. Their culture is used by a lot of the Hip-Hop culture as they call themselves "Capone" "Gotti", Three 6 Mafia", wear sweats, call themselves "Gangstas" and love the Mob themed life and so on and so on.

Italian culture has been a part of Hip-Hop for mutiple decades now just like latinos have been a part of it since the 80's. So to the older generation of Italians saying the newest generation are a disgrace becuase of what they wear and etc, they just dont get that Italians who dress and act a certain way is just the Americanization of all cultures meshing together. The Italian culture hasent died or will it ever, it's alive and well, it's just evolved and added on due to living n America the country that we discovered, and since Italians discovered this country we have every right to call the shots as what to wear or how to act,if you dont like it move! So next time you see an Italian wearing FUBU and Kangol, dont say were ripping off anothers culture, other cultures rip us off all the time,so we will wear whatever we like, and if we dont mind rappers putting Italian culture in their rhymes then I doubt they care what we wear. Now thats the reality check. Paisans rule!

Who is this guy so cool James? Why you ask? Because he's Italian! Damn right.

by The Real Italian February 3, 2007

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Italian

Far from what Jersey Shore had led us to believe, Italians are not a clan of intoxicated orange people with bad tempers. Intead, they are a people who love to eat, love and live. They make up a majority of the most beautiful and talented people on the planet (and they're the best lovers).

This also happens to be the name of their language, one that is one of the most beautiful languages you will ever here (In line with French).

Italians are the best

by BtimusTtimus August 24, 2010

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