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People who belong to one of the oldest religions in the world. Often discriminated against for things that they've never done (as protrayed in several of these other definitions). Did Jewish people kill Jesus? No, that was the Romans, but there were Jewish people in the act. Fine. But that was people a couple thousand years ago. Not me. Not my family.
We are white, black, asian, hispanic, you name it. It's offensive to call someone a jewbag, a kike, or anything of the sort, no matter what you think. Contrary to popular belief, not all Jewish people have huge noses, curly brown hair, and are really cheap. Guess what kids? There are Jews with blonde hair and blue eyes. Just. Like. You.
In fact, Jewish people are just like you, with the exception of the fact that we do not discriminate against everyone else, we do not believe Jesus is God's son,a nd we have a rabbi, not a priest. 'Nough said.
Yeah, We're Jews. What're you going to do about it?
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An expression used by a Jewish person who would like to make the point that he is even cheaper than another Jewish person who is being cheap.
Hey man, can I borrow ten bucks for this pizza; I forgot my wallet at home.
Dude, you know you can’t Jew a Jew.
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1. (Noun) A people group originating from Israel.
Commonly used by emoes and high school kids as a word that is meant to be an insult. Often used because they've never met a Jewish person in their life or are otherwise ignorant to the Jews in their life, are stupid and can't come up with a better word, or are simply a bunch of intolerant pricks who just want someone to fight against.
"That's such a jew trick"
"Don't be such a jew and give me your lunch"
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most kick ass people on earth
Jews:
Ben Stiller (Actor), Adam Sandler (Comedian Actor), Steven Spielburg (Famoues Director), Kevin Mitnick (Most Famous Hacker), Hillel Slovak (Lead Guitarist in Red Hot Chili Peppers), Rob Bourdon (Drummer in Linkin Park), Brad Delson (Lead Guitarist in Linkin Park), Slash (Lead Guitarist in Gun's N Roses), Gene Simmons (Lead Singer of Kiss), Davin Blaine (magician), Albert Einstein (Scientist), Mel Blanc (Voice of Bugs Bunny), Matt Stone (Co-creator of South Park)
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We have more fun.
"Dude, I wouldn't be so bored if I was a jew!"
"Ya, I totally agree to the max..."
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A hated ethnic group for no reason. Jesus was a jew and the holy bible was about jews so all the christians who use "jew" as a bad word are hypocrites.
Jew is not a godam race for all you uneducated idiots.
Those darn jews stole my shoes.
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it is an ETHNIC group belonging to the religion judaism, NOT A RACE! for you stupid people out there.
"I'm part of the jewish race."
"No you're not stupid, jewish or jews is an ethnic group."
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