Jiffy ripz

A very cool friend

Man this guy is such a jiffy ripz.
He’s such a jiffy ripz I wish I was him.
Man he scored 20 touchdowns in a game, he is such a jiffy ripz.

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Jiffy Lube

What it's called when you're having sex with an old, dried up woman, and you don't have lube so you use JIF peanut butter.

Alice: Hey there Betty, How was your 73rd birthday?
Betty: Aw it was great! My husband jiffy lubed me!
Alice: You're a lucky woman. My husband is dead.
Betty: HAHA

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jiffy-popper

Off-road dirtbike rider who rides for 10 minutes, then takes a 20 minute break, busting out the jiffy-pop popcorn and having a couple of smokes. Also, any time-consuming adjustments to the dirtbikes are made AFTER the allotted break time, further delaying the ride, requiring using the choke to start the bike.

Damn, Lou, why are you such a jiffy-popper? We have ridden 4 miles and it's getting dark already.

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jiffy tapped

jiffy meaning, "really" or "extremely"
and
tapped meaning, "tired" and "slap happy tired"

so "jiffy tapped" really means "i am so fucking tired that i am crazy!"

"ally, whats up?"
"nothin lo"
"you look weird ally...its freaking me out!"
"im jiffy tapped....long day"
"oh. okay"

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un jiffy

A word used to denote a small amount of time. Most commonly less than 1 minute.

"Guys, I'll be back in un jiffy"

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sniffy jiffy

Cocaine or other snorted crystal powder drugs.

I got some sniffy jiffy and booger sugar! Your nostrils will LOVE me!

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jiffy lube

when a girl is heart broken, and you talk to her make her feel better, and make her like you.

Heartbroken girl: i'm so sad, alan broke my heart.
you: im sorry i know he's a total jerk, but don't worry ill always be here for you.
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Jennifer: he's totally jiffy lubing her.
Jessica: yup jiffy lube

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