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John

The very best person to be around. He can be really closed off, and he can keep to himself a lot but at the same time he is very open. He’s probably one of the best people ever to have in your life. He’s a great listener, and he’s never boring. One of the funniest people ever—He’s talented and very prideful with his work. He can be cocky at times, but also very humble. The bestest person on this Earth. He’ll always have your back, as long as you have his. He hates fake people, and won’t hesitate to put people in their place. An anime lover, and weirdo—super athletic, and super determined too. LOL.

John’s amazing! :)

by yumplumpfumpityfump January 13, 2021

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john

One of the most wonderful men you will ever meet. Has the loveliest honest eyes ever and a gorgeous smile. He makes all the adorable noises and is so tender. Also, he will make you piddle yourself from laughter. He has strong hands and an even stronger heart.

what a john!!

by grabass August 18, 2010

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john

john is a name of an awesome guy.john is a great guy, he is to the extreme guy and one of a kind. UNIQUE!

Guy 1: Oh my god it's john i so wish i could be as cool as him.
Guy 2: I know exactly what you mean he is awesome!

by TeddieLover August 1, 2011

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john

can be the most beautiful and unreal thing to ever happen to you. He can be the one to show you true love, if only you dared. To those that cant have him, its the most tortureous feeling to recognize his existence. What lies behind those soul staring eyes, only the universe knows.

Person 1-"Ive liked this guy for 3 years now but im too scared to talk to him."
Person 2-"He must be your John."

jon jhon

by kawoline December 28, 2012

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John

Verb. When you're 12 years old, drink 3 beers and pass out in your friend's bed, shouting 'Why is no one spooning me?????????????'

I did a John.

by B33rs February 17, 2016

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John

v. to have a cramp, as in, a painful contraction of the muscle.
Often used to make fun of a person named John, who has lots of cramps.

Running boy 1: Oh, Dude! I'm getting a cramp!
Running boy 2: You mean, you're getting a John.
Running boy 1: Yeah! This John hurts like a bitch!
John: Fuck you!

by BrasilStyle January 28, 2009

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john

the best brother in the whole world and has two best friends who annoy him but he loves them both dearly like to play with knives and hurt people he is very confussing and plays with your emotions he is a manwhore!

"sara did john confuse u again?"
"haley must u ask?"

by best friend ever! October 8, 2011

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