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Jonas Brothers

Three little douchebag rich boys with no talent. They claim to be a 'rock band', but they give real rock a bad name. They'd shit their little girl panties if they went to a real rock concert. These douchewads are stalked by naive little girls, ages 9-16. Hopefully these little whores will come to their senses soon and enjoy real music.

*JoNaSlUvVeRrR*-OH EM JEE arnt u sooo X-ciited 4 da Jonas Brothers 3-dee moovee?!?!?!

>RealMusicFan<-Why don't you go fuck yourself and die?

by xXx_Psychotic_Sweetheart_xXx July 9, 2009

47๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonas Brothers

Are the definition of: gay
homo
faggot
turd touchers
butt lickers
faggosexual
fudge packers
brownie smashers
butt messengers
pants punchers
cock rockers
fruity flamers
fruit cakes
bundt cakes
whipped cream recievers
boner believers
pitching and catching with two ball-ers
QOQ's (Quite Obvious Queers)
Pootyhole Pounders
Aiming Anal Rimmers
Anilingus A-holes
disgusting drag show

Songs by the Jonas Brothers sound like a bunch of guys getting their balls slowly cut off with a pair of rusty safety scissors.

by opheliashadow July 28, 2009

64๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonas Brothers

Also known as the Jonas Homos, or the JoHoes.

A trio of incestuous, homosexual brothers hailing from Wyckoff, New Jersey. They were signed by the Disney Corporation, and as such have been made to adopt a clean pure boy image.

They wear purity rings as a promise to abstain from sex.

The fanbase is mostly comprised of immature 6-16 year old girls. The older girls want to get with the Jonas Homos, and have thousands of their posters hanging in their rooms and/or lockers. They also sell out the concerts which are way too many.

Haters have cropped up since the advent of these gaylords. Most notably, they can be found on the social networking site Facebook. The biggest, not to mention the fastest growing, hater group is "1,000,000 Strong against the Jonas Brothers."

An ongoing war has occurred between fans and haters. The fans have shot immature remarks at the Haters, and the haters, well, struck right back.

You know you have a fan on your hands when you hear them use the term OMJ instead of OMG. OMJ means, as you may have figured out, Oh My Jonas.

Fun Fact: Nick Jonas suffers from diabetes, which haters comment on often.




Fan: OMJ! I love Nick Jonas. I wanna marry him!!!!!!!!!1!1!!
Hater: STFU! Listen to some real music you stupid ho!

Nick Jonas: OMG, I like have diabetes
Wilford Brimley: No, son, its pronounced dia-beetus.
Nick Jonas: 0.0

Fan: I love the Jonas Brothers
Hater: More like Jonas Homos
Fan: *cries* O<J, ur just jealous!!!!1!!!!
Hater: Why wud i be jealous of those homos? Especially the ones whose hair looks like pubes?

by The Ginger Overlord September 27, 2008

140๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonas Brothers

A group of three boys from a town named Wycoff in Bergen County, New Jersey. They're often compared to the Beatles because apparently there hasn't been a boy band so popular since the Beatles. THE JONAS BROTHERS SUCK!!! And finally, the Jonas Brothers are a band you either love or hate. (UR BETTER OFF HATING THEM)The "Jo Bros" give Bergen County and New Jersey a bad name.

Jonas brothers suck and give New Jersey a bad name

by jerseygirl08 February 27, 2009

147๐Ÿ‘ 75๐Ÿ‘Ž


the jonas brothers

very small penis+bad music=ancestrial fags
enough said...

Cameron:Did you know that the jonas brothers have a concert soon?

Kyle:Whats a jonas brothers?

Cameron:Its an ancestrial fag group that plays bad music and have very small penises

Kyle:Oh.....happy face =)

by MrFro5000 March 10, 2009

60๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonas Brothers

When 3 gay guys get married.

You know what? I'm feeling like having sex with one dude for the rest of my life isn't enough....Let's Jonas Brothers it and find a third gay dude.

Last time I was in San Francisco we totally almost pulled a Jonas Brothers.

Jonas Brothers = 3 gay dudes.

by Kevin cold as Ice October 11, 2009

33๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


jonas brothers

Another example of our generation's poor view on music. It's bad enough to have to listen to their slipshod lyrics and brazen guitar riffs, but then they have the nerve to consider themselves a "rock band". It's not completely the jonas brothers fault, on the contrary it's the fan base that account for 2/3 of the public's anger. The fact that these 10-16 yr old girls try to defend them with little or no logical reason just fuels the public's anger to the point where hating them is a household topic. I'm not saying i hate them personally(even though they claim they're rock when they are straight edge virgins) but don't go and defend them like their the next Nirvana. Their nothing more than a fad that will die when their adults and it's a shame that bands like them and miley cyrus top the charts rather than bands that put effort and time into their albums. America's funny like that

No need, the jonas brothers show it on "On demand" every 5 minutes

by TCS-EB August 18, 2008

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