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The gungy material found around the genetalia of girls who don't subscribe to the theory of personal hygiene. Bears an uncanny resemblance to limescale that forms in the bottom of a kettle - hence kettle iron. See also, fanny batter
Bob was about to tuck into a tasy fish supper, when he noticed Jayne's kettle iron
The steam that comes out of your mouth when it's cold.
- It was freezing this morning, I had full on kettle breath!
- "It's sooooo cold! I'm sitting here watching your kettle breath, wondering if you are hiding a cigarette behind your back!"
This is icy-hot Shoto Todoroki icy hunk
He had boiling water poured on his left eye by his own mother 🥲
Poor kettle boy what a pain
A boonie town in Minnesota about an hour away from Duluth. The population is even because for every illegitimate child born a man leaves.
"I'm from Kettle River" "Wanna know why the population is 180...?"
A tea kettle that has been nutted in
Gonna go drink a cum kettle be right back
He’s a really cool guy he like encanto probably gay for Bruno hes a road man 🤡🔪
Omg have you seen kettle playz?
He’s so cool hounds army suck !
1. A way to react or respond to some juicy and/or spicy gossip, story or tea. The word ‘boiling’ is commonly annunciated. Commonly used by the beauty community/people who say shook all the time. Can be accompanied by either ‘sis’ or ‘I’m shook’ at the end.
2. A way to express that you did, indeed, turn on a kettle and it is boiling.
1. ‘And then Georgie found out Mike was cheating on her with Hannah, so she spiked his drink.’
‘OMG, the kettle is BOILING, sis! I’m SHOOK, she WENT there.’
2. ‘Are you preparing my coffee, sweetheart?’
‘Yes, the kettle is boiling right now.’