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When a woman comes off as completely innocent but is truly just the naughtiest librarian you will ever
meet.
The girl I took out seemed so sweet and innocent . Those glasses and that orange sweater...until we got in the bedroom and she pulled a Dirty Kirsten on me. Loudest librarian I ever heard!
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A “Kirsten joke” is a type of joke that has absolutely zero value of humor, and has a slight sexual theme to it. Most simps will laugh at these jokes. These jokes are over used and practiced by most sluts/whores.
“Yo you down for some video games bro?”
Random hoe: “rated x games?”
“I wasn’t talking to you fatass.”
“Yeah that’s a fucking Kirsten joke”
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A girl who is famous for potraying Bella Swan in the Twilight series.
She can't act,
she never closes her mouth,
she's on pot,
she ALWAYS sctraches her head (like I said, pot),
and she doesn't ever look like Bella.
Kirsten Stewart is a very lucky person who, cannot act, yet is very famous for it.
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a mediocre actress who looks like she smells of milk and is in need of a good wash
n.b. she looks particularly greasified in spidermans 1 and 2
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When you can't tell if a girl is either butt ass ugly or attractive.
Student 1: When i was at magic mountain i saw a bitch with a hardcore Kirsten Syndrome.
Student 2: I feel sorry for you. Thats the struggle
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Oh no! I have a boner in public, how embarassing!
(thinks of Kirsten Dunst)
Ah, much better.
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The thickest human being ever. She is from croton and she is the Beyoncé or thickness.
Her ass is huge... it’s soooo Kirsten lynch
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